Claire Dunphy Quotes
I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.
I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.
Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.
The way we compete with each other is sick! Two 13-year-olds knew how to take advantage of us.
Claire: I assure you, you are fine.
Phil: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.
Honey don't you think it's weird that one of your friends is an 80-year-old man?
Claire: Oh thank God, here comes Phil and the butterball.
Manny: Hey, I have a name!!
Listen to me, your whole life has led to this moment. All the training, the hours of dedication, there's not a soul alive that can touch you when it comes to shopping and baby you know it. Look at me, be you!
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
Mitchell is turning Gloria into mom.