Claire Dunphy Quotes
Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger. He's hurting.
Claire: It's a little tight.
Phil: Well the salesman said it was the style and he looked like a Mumford and Son so I think he would know.
Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?
Hunnie when I met you, you were a wedding DJ. By the way Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store.
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.
Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!
10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.
Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.
The way he looked at me, it was like I wore a tube top in church.
Claire: You have dumb ideas.
Phil: Name one...that went on for awhile.
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy five.