Modern Family

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Claire: So I finally get out of the closet and there’s dad looking down on me.
Mitchell: Been there.

I was kind of the star of the evening. I got a huge laugh when I coined the phrase “shelf esteem.” Huh? Yeah? Okay, I’ll text it to Phil.

Have you seen the way he looks at her? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.

Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger. He's hurting.

Claire: It's a little tight.
Phil: Well the salesman said it was the style and he looked like a Mumford and Son so I think he would know.

Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?

Hunnie when I met you, you were a wedding DJ. By the way Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store.

Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.

Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!

10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.

Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.

The way he looked at me, it was like I wore a tube top in church.

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Modern Family Quotes

Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.

Phil

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke
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