Claire Dunphy Quotes
Sweetie we did it! Our baby is average!
Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.
Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."
I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it, so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.
I want them to share clothes, do each others hair and gossip about boys. Like i did with Mitchell.
Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.
Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
Claire: We need a game plan, we need to map out exactly what we are going to say, because that is the only way I will be able to hold it together while our babies look at us with judgment and disgust.
Phil: That's how they always look at us.
Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.