Modern Family

Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC
Modern family

I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it, so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.

I want them to share clothes, do each others hair and gossip about boys. Like i did with Mitchell.

Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.

Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?

I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.

Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.

Claire: We need a game plan, we need to map out exactly what we are going to say, because that is the only way I will be able to hold it together while our babies look at us with judgment and disgust.
Phil: That's how they always look at us.

Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.

Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out she's insulting us.

It's an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like a hundred articles about it.

She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?

You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.

Displaying quotes 109 - 120 of 168 in total
× Close Ad