Cameron Tucker Quotes
You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.
I've been fired, everyone has.
Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.
Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.
As an actual tough guy you could see how that would rub my dad the wrong way.
Mitchell: I know how important winning is to Claire.
Cam: And I love to festoon things.
Mitchell: Oh my God, there's Sandy.
Cam: Sandra Bullock?
Mitchell: Yeah we're such good friends, I just call her Sandy.
We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.
It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career. That's the reason there are so many single clowns.
Do you think it would be offensive to ask my daughter to walk on my back?
Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
Cam: I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!