Cameron Tucker Quotes
Claire: Why are we hugging?
Cam: Because I know if he called you for help, heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, then he had a worse day than me.
Why don't you call my dad and talk about what a teet-sucking layabout I am?
Is this kindergarten or the Hunger Games?
If you ever put your hands on my daughter again, I will string you up by your feet, run you up the flagpole and let the birds peck out your eyes.
Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.
There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts!
Oh I'm sorry are my pinkies up? They do that when I get excited. Down girls.
It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.
You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.
I've been fired, everyone has.
Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.
Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.