Cameron Tucker Quotes
Cameron [about him and Gloria]: On paper we should be good friends, one spicy curvy diva.
Mitchell: And Gloria.
Mitchell: I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call them sports games. Lose the sports.
Mitchell: Tonight is the maginificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.
We can't ignore the giant panda in the room
The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?
Mitchell: Subtext: this is weird.
Cameron: I didn't hear any subtext.
Mitchell: Hear any now?
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.
It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you chase it down.
Oh sure, when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It's like a high-five â€” it's a low two.
Cam: My dream for him is that one day, he'll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why Cam?
Cam: So at parties I can tell people my partner is one of the Supremes.
Cameron: Don't tell me that was your first moon landing.
Jay: You have a name for it?!?
Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.