We can't ignore the giant panda in the room

The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?

Mitchell: Subtext: this is weird.
Cameron: I didn't hear any subtext.
Mitchell: Hear any now?

Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.

It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you chase it down.

Oh sure, when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It's like a high-five — it's a low two.

Cam: My dream for him is that one day, he'll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why Cam?
Cam: So at parties I can tell people my partner is one of the Supremes.

Cameron: Don't tell me that was your first moon landing.
Jay: You have a name for it?!?

Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.

You guys look like a scene out of Jersey Boys.

I'm like a big runaway charity truck and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel.

I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.

Modern Family Quotes

Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.