Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell: Nobody kisses at a bowling alley!
Cam: I almost got a turkey!
Cameron: I remember once at a New Year's Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high five. Two, gays don't high five.
Mitchell: Aren't you going to change into a working man's outfit?
Cameron: I don't think workmen really call them outfits.
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.
If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap!
Every home-improvement project we've undertaken has been a near-death experience.
I get it, you're terrfied of small talk and birds, you're just lucky that pigeon didn't want to chat you up about the weather.
Calm down, you know I grew up around many animals. One time a rooster attacked me and my mom rung its neck and we had it for dinner.
Cameron: It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Sidenote: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
He was a very nice man when we met him, but based on his recent letters I have a small fear he's become a war lord.
I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.