Cameron Tucker Quotes
Oh, the smiley face makes it okay! 'I waterboarded our toddler, LOL!'
Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
You cheated on me with choreography and that is the worst kind.
That gay cruise ship has sailed.Cam [on Lily having a normal childhood]
How was it a big day for Biscuit? How?
That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.
Really, Mitchell? The worst Halloween ever? You had squeaky thighs; I lost a childhood.
Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle.
Disabled inter-racial lesbians? With an African-American kicker? I did not see that coming.
Mitchell: She wants us to buy Lily a Blackberry.
Cam: She doesn't have the dexterity for that!
Cam: I hate your beard.
Mitchell: Wow, you had that bullet in the chamber.
After the earthquake, it might be nice to be around similarly dressed people.