Cameron Tucker Quotes
Cameron: You punctured our daughter!
Gloria: But did you see both sides? I didn't just do the gay ear, look!
Mitchell: How are you doing?
Cameron: Oh not good. I'm just glad my clown training prepared me to take a fall like that.
Mitchell: In terms of talking about it, are we looking at weeks? Months?
Cameron: Do not minimize it, oh he who I had to rush to the emergency room when he fell out of his clogs.
Cameron: I love Jay, but I don't know about him raising a child.
Mitchell: He raised me.
Cameron: Well now you've put me in an awkward position.
Cam: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cam: You do it all the time and you know what I end up with? Wet Dreams. I heard it as soon as I said it; just leave it alone.
Years from now some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheim-ized them.
We're running twenty minutes long so we're cutting the Bollywood number.
Richard Gere, I'll be the officer, don't be a gentleman.
Mitchell: Who signed an agreement for a sixteen year health club membership?
Cameron: You have to spend money to save money.
Shouldn't you get back to Donald? That is the name of your cat, right?
Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
Mitchell: Well, if the shoe fits...
Cam: They don't, they're comically large.
It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.