Cameron Tucker Quotes
Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing! You're going to college!Claire [to Haley]
All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!
I sleep clown.
It's a somber occasion and all of my tops are too joyful.
Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.
Cameron: Wham Bam thank you Cam.
Mitchell: Seriously you got her number.
Cameron: Sure did and all my shirts should be ironed and the seams should appear straight, just like their owner.
If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."
He wasn't armed, he had a Hillary bumper sticker.
Mitchell you are not going to believe this. I'm out with Gloria looking for her dog and I'm wearing an undershirt and I'm screaming STELLA just like in "Street Car"!
Cam: Sweetie what's your name?
Cam: Shut up really? Mitchell would die.
When I get home I'm gonna scrub this place like it's a crime scene, which it is because you murdered joy.