Cameron Tucker Quotes
Cam: I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!
More like Little Bo Cheap.
Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.
Cam: Why so much tape Jay?
Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out?
Cam: It's my Christmas sweater!
Jay: Based on those stains, you are the Christmas sweater.
Cam and Jay, kind of sounds like a bird.
Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing! You're going to college!Claire [to Haley]
All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!
I sleep clown.
It's a somber occasion and all of my tops are too joyful.
Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.
Cameron: Wham Bam thank you Cam.
Mitchell: Seriously you got her number.
Cameron: Sure did and all my shirts should be ironed and the seams should appear straight, just like their owner.