Cameron Tucker Quotes
Let's face it, like Drew Barrymore, I am an adorable fire starter.
Cam: The doctor says absolutely no sun while I'm on these antibiotics.
Mitchell: What would happen? Because if it's anything short of death, I think you should risk it.
Mitchell: The family has been mocking us relentlessly all year.
Cam: Nicknames like Screeches and Herb, Simon and God-awful, Nickelback.
Cam: Well, technically this is your fault because we were afraid our marriage was getting as boring as yours.
Mitchell: Though based on your outfit, we need to work a little harder.
Mitchell: How about a show to go with it?
Mitchell: Who's Mitchell? I'm Magic Mitch. Welder by day, stripper by choice.
Lily: Where's the little leprechaun?
Cam: I think he's still getting dressed.
We call ourselves the artful lodgers.
Mitchell: Oh my god. That burger was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.
Cam: Yeah, I heard the moaning.
Lily: Mrs. Daniels my projects have too much glitter.
Cam: Okay. Well, she needs a Mr. Daniels, because a project can't have too much pizzazz.
She may not have gotten our talent, but she didn't get our self-consciousness either.
Obviously there were 2 gifts wrapped similarly and my eyes were a little watery from the thick fog of vapor rub back there.
Cam: I present to you the Asian for any occassion, the clown that will invert that frown, the dynamic duo of Fizbo and...
Mitchell: Are you not hearing that?
Cam: We're working on the name.