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Glee

You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.

Brittany to Lord Tubbington

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!

I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*

Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.

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