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Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.

So, I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance. Then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So your dates are really my dates.

You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.

Brittany to Lord Tubbington

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!

I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

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