Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.
Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?
Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.
I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.
Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!
Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.
Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.
Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.
Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.
I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.
Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.
Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!