Glee

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The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.
Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?

Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

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Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine