Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.
Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.
Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha
Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?
Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.
Best prom ever!
I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.
This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.
Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.