I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.

Stop the violence.

Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.

Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.

Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?

You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.

Brittany [to Rory]

I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.

Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.