I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.

Stop the violence.

Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.

Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.

You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.

Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?

You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.

Brittany [to Rory]

I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.

Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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