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Glee

Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.

Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.

It tastes just like a chicken testicle.

Brittany [on a bull's testicle]

I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.

I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.

Stop the violence.

Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.

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