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We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.

A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.

Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.

Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha

Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

Best prom ever!

I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.

This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Will: I hate to say it but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of 'don't belongs'.
Unique: I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
Will: No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.

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