I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!
(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.
They said I have the most gifted mind in a generation.
My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid. And after a while I started to believe it. And it wasn't until I walked in this room and I joined this club, that I really started believing in myself. And as soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, the whole world did too. And I'm really gonna miss you guys. Cause you guys are like my family.
Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.
Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you're shorter than a lawn gnome. Joe, you look like a Yucatan spider monkey. Tina is...you're just Tina.
I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that's bullying and I won't tolerate that.
Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores, you're a genius.
I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.
Please be songs about sweaters.
[to Santana] I think you need to be somewhere that's as big and as hot as you are. It's okay to follow your dreams.
[to Santana] I'm not breaking up with Sam. I really like him. He makes me feel really smart and think about things, like where air comes from, and how come in every movie about Jesus he dies at the end.