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Glee

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.
Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?

Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

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