That's my man and his legs don't work!
Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.
Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.
The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.
I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.
Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.
If we lose, we should throw possums.
I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.Brittany