Mouth: You wanna go to the gym?
Skills: For sure my chubby buddy.

Mouth: I have felt a bit of weight lately, but I don't know the cause of it.
Skills: I think it's your ass.

You fat.

Skills (to Mouth)
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Lotta livin' down here bro. End of an era.

Priest: If anyone can show just cause why this couple should not be joined together, speak now...
Skills: Don't nobody say nothing!

You know a few years back there was a wedding here in Tree Hill...bride wasn't who she said she was. A lot of good people got hurt that day.

Skills: It ain't gonna work.
Mouth: What?
Skills: You hanging around all nekkid.

Lucas: Quentin, uh... was a great kid. He was the leader of this team and I know that he was your friend. I wish... I could take this pain away, but I can't and I'm sorry.
Skills: It's okay to feel angry. It's okay to feel the pain. It's even okay to hate the person that did this, but when that anger and that pain and that hate becomes too much for you, you come see me, Nate or Luke. Understand? We are your family, and we gonna get through this together.
Nathan: You guys know that Q was working out with me, helping me with my game. And that's how I am gonna remember him......strong, happy, playing the game he loved. I want you all to find your own best memories of Q and hold onto them. 'cause that's where he still lives, and he always will.

Skills: You know what heals a broken heart more than anything?
Lucas: What?
Skills: [sniffs] Bacon. Thank God for Millicent.

Skills: These don't look like virgin underwear. [holding up Millicent's panties]
Mouth: Give me those!
Skills: I'm just saying if they belonged to my girl, she ain't gonna be no virgin no more.
Mouth: Dude shut up, and how do you even know about that?
Skills: Fergie.
Mouth: How did he know?
Skills: Junk, you know he tried to get with her right? I'm just playing man, he overheard you two talking the other night! You know these walls are thin.

Lucas: Lindsey. She's the first thing I think about everyday. How is she? Does she miss me like I miss her? How do I get her back? And then another day without her begins.
Peyton: Lucas.
Jamie: Chester.
Brooke: Brooke. OMG, I have to pee!
Skills: What day is it? What time is it? What the hell did I drink last night?
Mouth: Hm, Millicent, you smell so good. I have to go to work. Sure I guess I could be a little late. What do you mean I'm fired. I wasn't even that late. How am I going to pay my rent? Would you like fries with that sir?
Haley: Jamie.
Nathan: Jamie. God my girl's hot.

Peyton: I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, but you just... you can't, because I love you and because you fixed my car.
Brooke: Oh, boy.
Peyton: Remember that day? Because that day changed everything and I didn't know it at the time. But when you fixed my car, you fixed my heart. And when you proposed to me two years ago, I just wasn't ready. And I was lost and scared, so I said 'someday', but someday's now Luke, it is. Someday is now and I love you. Please don't leave me again. People always leave. [back to reality and as a voiceover] At least that's what I should have said, instead, I said nothing and he said:
Lucas: I do.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.