This is my Eat Pray Love moment.

Nance you're looking at the new sus chef

I need a ten Nance, Nathalie, Nance, Nat. I need a ten Nat.

Silas: You missed a spot.
Andy: Back off Reading Rainbow.

Silas: You really think it's a good idea leaving Pebbles with Bam-Bam.
Andy: No, but we can't afford child care, so we have to take this small leap of faith. I'm encouraged because so far the baby hasn't ever tried to get us all killed.

More time - more distance.

Did she scream? Was there blood?

(to Nancy) What's the destination boss?

I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.

Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.

Andy: If you don't cum, the terrorists win.
Audra: We can't have that.

Nancy: I think I'm happy for you.
Andy: I think I'm happy for you, too.