Abby Sciuto Quotes
Abby [about McGee]: He’s not all that involved, so…
Delilah: Just right in the middle of it.
Abby: Like, directly in the middle of it, yes.
You’re speaking to someone who believes in God, who believes in the immortal soul, and whose third favorite movie is “Ghost.”
Abby: You… you don’t know what I think!
Sloane: You betcha, I don’t.
When it comes to stupidity, I would not underestimate this guy.
Curtis: You can call me… anything you want!
Abby: How about “Totally Inappropriate”?
Gibbs: What’ve you got?
Abby: What we’ve got is prep for a fishing trip if you’re gonna go after Moby Dick, or else Dean and Hudson were preparing for war.
Abby: Is this an order?
Vance: Yes! Go be a bad guy!
Abby: This is my nightmare! The only thing missing is Vance riding in on demon wings to fire me!
Torres: Well, that makes sense.
Abby: I usually wake up when his mustache turns into a snake.
Quinn [about a formerly broken plate]: How’d you get rid of the crack?
Abby [innocently]: Crack? What crack?
Abby: They're Navy rats.
Reeves: Officers or enlisted?
I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.
Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.