Birthday card for mom -- sign it. No thanks. Come back with a ...
Alan: Birthday card for mom -- sign it.
Charlie: No thanks. Come back with a "do not resuscitate" form and we'll talk.
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8: "Springtime on a Stick"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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