The Simpsons
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Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.
Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid!
Marge: No, Maggie!
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- Characters:
- Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
- Episode:
- The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18: "Separate Vocations"
- Show:
- The Simpsons
- Related Quotes:
- Homer Simpson Quotes, Marge Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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