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Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 7 Episode 7: "Christening"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 7 Episode 7 Quotes

I hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium in the masses.

Ryan

Pam: It's just that if a vampire coughed he would do it like this (coughs into crook of elbow).
Dwight: Right, and ruin their cloaks? Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? 'Cause of the Euro.