Josh: She looks like the Grudge. Aidan: I know she looks a little rough. Josh: Rough? If we video taped Sally right now and showed somebody, they'd be dead in three days. Aidan: She's needs exercise, she's weak Josh: She looks like she's going to eat our entrails, Aidan. Aidan: It's only been a few days, she needs time to heal. She'll be back. Josh: As what?!
Josh: Aw. You know, I feel really awkward walking around with a bunch of stakes under my jacket. Aidan: You'll feel a lot less awkward when some vampire's ripping into your face. Josh: Yesterday, one fell out and I had to explain to a room full of nurses that I was whittling. That I had taken up whittling.