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Tom's Rhinoplasty Picture
Mr. Garrison decides to get a little plastic surgery and soon discovers he no longer wants to teach with his new good looks.

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South Park Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Wendy: Stan, you know Valentine's Day is coming up.
Stan: Yeah, I know.
Wendy: I was thinking maybe we could go on a cruise.
Stan: Dude, I can't afford a cruise!
Wendy: I know. We could sit in a box in your back yard, and pretend it's a cruise.
Cartman: (Laughs hysterically) That's so lame!
Wendy: Then maybe we can dress up in costumes, like we're getting married.
Cartman: (Laughs) Stop it! You're killing me over here!

Stan: I can't wait to show Miss Ellen what a raging lesbian I am!
Cartman: I'm a bigger lesbian then you!
Stan: You're a fatter lesbian then me!
Kyle: Screw you guys, I'm king lesbian!

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