Dr. Maddox: (Looking in Ted's briefcase) Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver? Ted: Well...one's in case I get sad and...the other one's in case I get really sad. Dr. Maddox: Well! See you tomorrow. Ted: We'll see.
J.D.: So, this intern you mentioned earlier, I'm sure eventually he turned into a pretty amazing doctor, didn't he? Dr. Cox: Actually, it was a she. J.D.: It wasn't me? Dr. Cox: Oh, no, it was you. It was you.