(After Charlie is caught saying the N word by the Waitress) Waitress: Wow, nice. Charlie: No, no. That's not what I was saying. Waitress: Coffee? Hitler? Charlie: No, I'm not, not Adolf Hitler. Waitress: I'll make sure to put a lot of cream in yours.
(After Charlie throws away a girl's number) Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, dude? Charlie: What? Mac: What are you doing? Charlie: Ah. Mac: That girl is gorgeous. She's like the perfect opportunity to show that we are not racist. She probably has friends for me. Charlie: Well, come on. If anything, I think we should be focused on black men, first of all. Mac: What?!