Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened. Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume. Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast. Archie: Betty! Veronica: What was that, Betty? Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.
Kevin: Is it true what they say about your dad? Veronica: That he's the devil incarnate? I stand by my father. Does everyone here know? [Awkward silence] Veronica: Wonderful! Ten minutes in and I'm already the "Blue Jasmine" of Riverdale High.