Alan and Charlie Image

Alan and Charlie Image

A picture of Alan and Charlie in their signature spot on the couch in "That Darn Priest."
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Rose and Charlie Photo

Rose and Charlie Photo

Rose and Charlie continue their affair during the Two and a Half Men episode, "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak."
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The Asketeeers

The Asketeeers

No, we don't care if Jake and Eldridge choose Dumbass for the name of their YouTube show. They'll always be the Assketeeers to us.
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Charlie and Lyndsey Bond

Charlie and Lyndsey Bond

Alan gets jealous when Charlie bonds with his girlfriend, Lyndsey, on the upcoming Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie and Courtney Kiss

Charlie and Courtney Kiss

Charlie gets a nice kiss from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) after dropping some serious money on a diamond necklace for her.
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Charlie and Courtney Break Up

Charlie and Courtney Break Up

Charlie and Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) break up on Two and a Half Men, sending Charlie into a depression.
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Jenny McCarthy is Back!

Jenny McCarthy is Back!

Jenny McCarthy returns to Two and a Half Men after her character, Courtney, gets out of prison.
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Berta Leaves

Berta Leaves

Berta goes on vacation, forcing Charlie to get a replacement on Two and a Half Men.
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Berta's Repalcement

Berta's Repalcement

When Berta goes out of town, Charlie gets a replacement for her in "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Judd Nelson on Two and a Half Men

Judd Nelson on Two and a Half Men

Judd Nelson returns to Two and a Half Men as Lyndsey's ex in the upcoming episode, "A Good Time in Central Africa."
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Jake Making Out

Jake Making Out

Jake makes out with a girl on Charlie's couch in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Jake and a Girl

Jake and a Girl

Charlie interrupts Jake while he tries to get his mack on in "Springtime on a Stick."
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.