Walden helps Nicole with her project in the hopes that she'll have time to date him on Two and a Half Men. "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball" is the 12th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Alan gives Jenny relationship advice on how to keep her girlfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Tazed in the Lady Nuts" is the 11th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex hits on him on Two and a Half Men. "On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!" is the tenth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Walden's date turns out to be accident prone on Two and a Half Men. "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" is the ninth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Walden must accept help from Rose thanks to Alan and Lyndsey on Two and a Half Men.
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Is this woman Walden's ideal date on Two and a Half Men? "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" is the seventh episode of the show's 11th season.
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Alan meets his long time crush actress Lynda Carter on Two and a Half Men. "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" is the sixth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Alan tries to figure out why Lyndsey's with her boyfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.