Smartline

Smartline

Kent is an awesome journalist. Haters can eat it!
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24 Minutes

24 Minutes

Can Jack Bauer help Bart and Lisa save the world?
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Santa's Little Helper Photo

Santa's Little Helper Photo

The dog would go on to become a hero. Which everyone would later regret.
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Smothering Magazine

Smothering Magazine

Now that would be a great parenting guide.
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Bart Blows It

Bart Blows It

Bart was a hero ... until he became the goat. Boys of bummer, indeed.
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Marge the Gamer

Marge the Gamer

Marge makes an unlikely discovery when she learns of the mythical Internet. Bart is a legendary, destructive force.
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Homerazzi

Homerazzi

Homer would make a terrible paparazzo. But a funny one.
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Odd Love Connection

Odd Love Connection

This one had to end. Homer and Patty saw to it.
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Yokel Chords Pic

Yokel Chords Pic

Great episode title, as always from The Simpsons.
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Little Big Girl Pic

Little Big Girl Pic

Bart saves the day, and gets a driver's license as a result. Who said life doesn't rule?
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Revenge Gone Awry

Revenge Gone Awry

That was the theme of this Simpsons episode. A funny episode, at that.
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Worst Vacation Ev-er

Worst Vacation Ev-er

Homer tried. Marge, give him some credit for that at least.
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The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes

(On the way to school, Otto stops the bus and offers Metallica a ride; their tour bus has broken down.)
Otto: So what are you waiting for? Hop in.
James Hetfield: (Chuckles) Hop in what?
(The school bus peels away with Bart at the wheel.)
Bart: Look at me, I'm Otto! I'm a hundred years old and I drive a school bus!
Otto: Oh, man. Maybe me and Metallica can go splitsies on a cab.
(Hans Moleman slowly drives by in a pickup truck, with Metallica and their gear in the bed of the truck.)
Kirk Hammett: Hey, loser, we got a ride from a real fan!
Hans Moleman: I used to sleep with Lars' grandmother.
Robert Trujillo: Never listen to our music again!
(Hans Moleman pulls away as Metallica plays an instrumental from the song, "Master of Puppets.")

Wow, your paintings have brush marks. (Gasps) And your statues have weiners!

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