Homer Simpsons lands the lead role in a comic book movie, Everyman, and the studio hires a personal trainer (voiced by Seth Rogen) to whip him into shape.
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A poster for the Simpsons cartoon show that parodies HBO's infamous Sopranos poster. Very funny and definitely our top choice for Simpsons poster.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Lisa: Mr. Blackheart, are you an ivory dealer?
Mr. Blackheart: Well, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the fox network. And, like most people, yeah I've dealt a little ivory.