Superintendent Chalmers Picture

Superintendent Chalmers Picture

A picture of the straight man, Superintendent Chalmers, who can't stand his occasionally incompetent lacky, Principal Skinner.
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Chief Wiggum Picture

Chief Wiggum Picture

A picture of Police Chief Wiggum. Clancy is not the best police chief... nor really that good of a father.
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Homer and Moonshine

Homer and Moonshine

Homer shows off his skills as a moonshine connoisseur to Cletus and the other hillbillies of Springfield.
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Bart and Andy on Boner Way

Bart and Andy on Boner Way

Bart meets the original prankster, Andy Hamilton (guest voice Jonah Hill) and the two of them swap out the One Way sign for Boner Way. Very funny.
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Ned Flanders Picture

Ned Flanders Picture

A picture of Ned Flanders, the most perfect example of a human being on the Simpsons. He's also Homer's neighbor / frenemy.
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Carl Carlson Picture

Carl Carlson Picture

A picture of Carl Carlson, Homer's friend and Lenny's better half and co-worker.
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Lenny Leonard Picture

Lenny Leonard Picture

A picture of Lenny Leonard, one half of the inseparable duo, Lenny and Carl on The Simpsons.
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Marge and Ned Share Fruit

Marge and Ned Share Fruit

Marge becomes the talk of the town in the upcoming episode of The Simpsons when her charity calender hits the streets. Here she is looking seductive with some fruit.. and Ned Flanders.
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Zombies Attack The Simpsons!

Zombies Attack The Simpsons!

A very cool artistic rendering of the zombie versions of Springfield attacking the Simpsons as Apu tries to drive them to the safe zone.
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Bart Kills Skinner

Bart Kills Skinner

As part of the Treehouse of Horror XX, Bart kills Skinner as a favor to Willie. Trust us, it made sense in the context of the episode.
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Principal Skinner Picture

Principal Skinner Picture

A picture of Principal W. Seymour Skinner in all his glory saluting. Poor skinner is a vietnam vet and tries so hard to be a good man, but succumbs to the will of his mother and Bart Simpson.
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Picture

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Picture

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is the Kwik-E-Mart owner on The Simpsons. Apu is now married with eight kids. Geesh.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

(singing) God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody-floody. Rain came down, it started to get muddy, muddy. Get those animals, out of the arky-arky.

Flanders Family