You gotta love the pun.
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Not quite as outrageous as when Family Guy or It's Always Sunny do it, but still classic.
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Lisa takes her crossword puzzles very seriously. Homer? He just wants a quick buck.
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Homer had hair once! Insane!
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This is getting ridiculous. There are as many of these as Super Bowls. Almost. Not really. Still, there are a lot.
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Bart and Simon decide to switch places. The joke is on Bart.
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Great play on words. Verizon? Horizon? Get it?!
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Homer and Flanders make great partners in crime.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...