You gotta love the pun.
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Not quite as outrageous as when Family Guy or It's Always Sunny do it, but still classic.
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Lisa takes her crossword puzzles very seriously. Homer? He just wants a quick buck.
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Homer had hair once! Insane!
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This is getting ridiculous. There are as many of these as Super Bowls. Almost. Not really. Still, there are a lot.
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Bart and Simon decide to switch places. The joke is on Bart.
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Great play on words. Verizon? Horizon? Get it?!
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Homer and Flanders make great partners in crime.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge! We haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart