When Maggie is left on a doorstep ... amazing events are set into motion.
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Or at least the family home. You gotta watch out with those home equity loans, anything can happen.
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It's not what it seems, however. Dude is not that smart.
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Homer and Marge? Eh, didn't work.
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It's a magical place. Amusing too.
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You gotta love the pun.
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Not quite as outrageous as when Family Guy or It's Always Sunny do it, but still classic.
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Lisa takes her crossword puzzles very seriously. Homer? He just wants a quick buck.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Lincoln, Lincoln. I've been thinkin'. What the hell have you've been drinkin'? Is it water? Is it wine? Oh, my gosh. It's turpentine!

Bart & Lisa

Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license) Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.
Officer Lou: I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, Steve?
(Lou and Eddie laugh)
Steve Sax: But there are hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City.
Officer Lou: You don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, Saxxy Boy?