King Homer Picture

King Homer Picture

A picture of King Homer, from the King Kong parody during Treehouse of Horror III.
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Bob Hope on The Simpsons

Bob Hope on The Simpsons

Lisa wins the Little Miss Springfield beauty pageant and stands next to Bob Hope.
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Homer and God

Homer and God

When Homer skips Church he gets visited by God while he sits on the couch.
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A Streetcar Named Marge Pic

A Streetcar Named Marge Pic

Marge is cast as Blanche and Ned as Stanley in A Street Car Named Desire.
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Kamp Krusty Picture

Kamp Krusty Picture

The real Krusty comes to visit the campers at Kamp Krusty only after Bart assumes control.
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Eliza and Virgil

Eliza and Virgil

Eliza (played by Lisa) Simpson helps Virgil, one of Colonel Burns' slaves ecape via the underground railroad.
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Professor Frink Picture

Professor Frink Picture

A picture of Professor Frink, the local Springfield genius and super-scientist.
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Fat Tony Picture

Fat Tony Picture

Fat Tony is the boss of the Springfield mafia on The Simpsons.
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Herb Returns

Herb Returns

Homer's half-brother, Herb (Danny DeVito) returns, now homeless, but with a plan to rebuild his fortune.
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Milhouse and Samantha Stankey

Milhouse and Samantha Stankey

Milhouse gets a girlfriend, Samantha Stankey (Kimmy Robertson) cause Bart to get jealous.
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Spinal Tap on The Simpsons

Spinal Tap on The Simpsons

Bart and Milhouse attend a Spinal Tap concert that inspires Bart to learn to play guitar.
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Sideshow Bob and Selma

Sideshow Bob and Selma

Sideshow Bob returns and marries Selma when he's released from prison.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!