Milhouse gets a girlfriend, Samantha Stankey (Kimmy Robertson) cause Bart to get jealous.
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Bart and Milhouse attend a Spinal Tap concert that inspires Bart to learn to play guitar.
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Sideshow Bob returns and marries Selma when he's released from prison.
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Colonel Homer begins to manage the beautiful country singer, Lurleen Lumpkin (guest voice Beverly D'Angelo).
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When Mr. Burns "adopts" Santa's Little Helper he brain washes him to be a killer attack dog.
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When Bart's vocational test reveal he should become a police officer, he improves his grades and becomes Skinner's hall monitor.
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Homer and professional baseball ringers, Wade Boggs, José Canseco, Roger Clemens, Ken Griffey, Jr., Don Mattingly, Steve Sax, Mike Scioscia, Ozzie Smith, Terry Cashman and Darryl Strawberry, make up the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team lineup.
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Bart tries to get revenge on Edna Karbappel for giving him detention by writing her phony love letters. Poor woman.
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Homer learns how much he needs Marge when he's left home(r) alone with Maggie.
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Homer and Lisa bond over football when Lisa shows her gift for picking the winning team.
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Bart ends up trapped in a well when he tries to play a prank on the town using his AM radio.
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Homer tells the story to his kids of how he married Marge in a quickie marriage.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa