Last Exit to Springfield Picture

Last Exit to Springfield Picture

Homer leads his co-workers in a strike against Burns for canceling their dental plan.
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Duffless Picture

Duffless Picture

When Homer gets a DUI, he gives up beer for a month and the drinks torment him.
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I Choo-Choo-Choose You

I Choo-Choo-Choose You

Lisa gives Ralph a pity card that features a train and the iconic phrasing, "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" on it.
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Big Brother Tom

Big Brother Tom

Bart's big brother, Tom (Phil Hartman) ends up fighting and injuring Homer at the aquarium.
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Duff Gardens Ride

Duff Gardens Ride

Selma takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens where they ride a "It's a Small World" parody.
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Lyle Lanley and Leonard Nimoy

Lyle Lanley and Leonard Nimoy

Traveling con-man, err salesman, Lyle Lanley debuts Springfield's new monorail system with celebrity rider, Leonard Nimoy.
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Homer's Triple Bypass Picture

Homer's Triple Bypass Picture

When Homer's years of unhealthy eating catch up to him, he needs a triple bypass surgery.
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Bart and Baby Lisa

Bart and Baby Lisa

A flashback picture of Bart holding his baby sister Lisa.
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Mr. Plow Picture

Mr. Plow Picture

A picture of Homer as Mr. Plow. That's Homer wearing a jacket when he plows snow.
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Bart and Laura

Bart and Laura

Bart crushes on his new next door neighbor, Laura (voiced by Sara Gilbert).
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Tom Jones on The Simpsons

Tom Jones on The Simpsons

Mr. Burns treats Homer and Marge Simpson to enjoy a free Tom Jones concert after Homer stands up to him.
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Itch & Scratchy Movie

Itch & Scratchy Movie

Homer bans Bart from ever seeing the Itchy & Scratchy Movie to make sure he becomes a Supreme Court Justice one day.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!