Bart the Musician

Bart the Musician

Never thought we'd see it either.
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Fat Tony Apprentice

Fat Tony Apprentice

Homer taking over as a mob boss? We thought we'd seen it all.
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All About Lisa

All About Lisa

It's all about Lisa on the 19th season finale of The Simpsons.
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Goodbye Mona

Goodbye Mona

Mona returns and passes away on this episode of The Simpsons.
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Any Given Sundance

Any Given Sundance

Lisa enters a film in the vaunted Sundance festival. Bart and Homer aren't pleased as to its content.
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Second Hand Boost

Second Hand Boost

Lisa gets an unlikely boost at ballet school.
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Cheating on the Diet

Cheating on the Diet

Homer would have it no other way.
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Bart Smells a Rat

Bart Smells a Rat

No one can be trusted.
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Springfieldian

Springfieldian

Anything to pass the time.
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Sadgasm

Sadgasm

LOL.
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Eternal Moonshine

Eternal Moonshine

The Forget Me Shot will make a man do crazy things.
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Funeral for a Fiend Photo

Funeral for a Fiend Photo

Look at Sideshow Bob. That guy rules.
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The Simpsons Quotes

(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
Bart: and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
All: EWW!!
Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
All: EWWWWW!!
Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
(The whole classroom screams)

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!