Homerazzi

Homerazzi

Homer would make a terrible paparazzo. But a funny one.
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Odd Love Connection

Odd Love Connection

This one had to end. Homer and Patty saw to it.
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Yokel Chords Pic

Yokel Chords Pic

Great episode title, as always from The Simpsons.
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Little Big Girl Pic

Little Big Girl Pic

Bart saves the day, and gets a driver's license as a result. Who said life doesn't rule?
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Revenge Gone Awry

Revenge Gone Awry

That was the theme of this Simpsons episode. A funny episode, at that.
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Worst Vacation Ev-er

Worst Vacation Ev-er

Homer tried. Marge, give him some credit for that at least.
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Kill Gill

Kill Gill

Great play on words as always. Bad Santa as always!
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Nelson Threatens Bart

Nelson Threatens Bart

It's a typical thing in Springfield.
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Ice Cream Man is Back!

Ice Cream Man is Back!

Homer as the ice cream man. The show will never end because it will never run out of scenarios.
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Moe the Poet

Moe the Poet

Who knew Moe had the written word so deeply embedded in his veins?
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Homer Joins Up

Homer Joins Up

Hilarity ensues when Homer joins the Army. National security? Not so much.
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Don't Hammer 'Em!

Don't Hammer 'Em!

Please Homer! Show mercy!
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!