Now that would be a great parenting guide.
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Bart was a hero ... until he became the goat. Boys of bummer, indeed.
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Marge makes an unlikely discovery when she learns of the mythical Internet. Bart is a legendary, destructive force.
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Homer would make a terrible paparazzo. But a funny one.
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This one had to end. Homer and Patty saw to it.
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Great episode title, as always from The Simpsons.
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Bart saves the day, and gets a driver's license as a result. Who said life doesn't rule?
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That was the theme of this Simpsons episode. A funny episode, at that.
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Homer tried. Marge, give him some credit for that at least.
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Great play on words as always. Bad Santa as always!
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It's a typical thing in Springfield.
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Homer as the ice cream man. The show will never end because it will never run out of scenarios.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.