Dwight on the Phone

Dwight on the Phone

Dwight owns the building in which he works on season seven. This causes problems for other members of Dundler Mifflin.
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Useless Chart

Useless Chart

Ryan's company has nine days before bankruptcy. How will he fix this problem? He won't.
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The New Michael

The New Michael

Michael is growing up before viewers' eyes on season seven. That's a bit depressing to some.
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Gabe

Gabe

Gabe has made a solid impression on viewers of The Office. Still, we'd like to see Erin end up with Andy.
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Christening Day

Christening Day

It's time for CeCe's christening on The Office. You won't believe this, but Michael makes it into an awkward event.
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Apple Bobber

Apple Bobber

Erin gets herself all wet bobbing for apples in this scene. That's a consequence of the game.
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Darryl as a Vampire

Darryl as a Vampire

Darryl doesn't seem very into the branch's costume contest, does he? But the man does make a solid vampire.
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Stanley in Costume

Stanley in Costume

Stanley rocks this costume for Halloween. Think he deserves to win the branch's contest?
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Andy's Band

Andy's Band

Andy forms a band on the episode "The Sting." We'd buy a CD from this trio, wouldn't you?
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Sex Ed Time

Sex Ed Time

It's time for Sex Ed. Staff members gather around in this scene from The Office episode by that title.
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Performance Art

Performance Art

Andy cracks us up. In this photo, he stars in a production of Sweeney Todd.
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Stuck with Toby

Stuck with Toby

It's Michael's worst nightmare, folks: he's stuck with Toby on the episode "Counseling."
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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael