Penny talks to Leonard about an embarrassing movie role she's offered.
It looks like Raj is pleading his case to Amy. Is she able to help him?
Raj talks to Amy about his predicament at her lab.
Amy looks at a text message with Raj in her lab after helping him.
Sheldon's upset with Howard at a takeout dinner in the apartment.
Raj asks Amy for help writing a letter to a woman.
Sheldon's upset that Leonard bought a dining room table for the apartment.
Bernadette's not sure whether to encourage Howard's return to space or not.

TBBT Quotes

Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas.
Howard: What a sick use of science.
Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.
Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.
Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles.
Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

Raj: Well, to paraphrase Shakespeare: It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Penny: Oh... you poor baby.
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.
Raj: Hey, you totally got that right. E = MC squared.
Penny: I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen.