Penny talks to Leonard about an embarrassing movie role she's offered.
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It looks like Raj is pleading his case to Amy. Is she able to help him?
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Raj talks to Amy about his predicament at her lab.
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Amy looks at a text message with Raj in her lab after helping him.
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Sheldon's upset with Howard at a takeout dinner in the apartment.
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Raj asks Amy for help writing a letter to a woman.
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Sheldon's upset that Leonard bought a dining room table for the apartment.
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Bernadette's not sure whether to encourage Howard's return to space or not.
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TBBT Quotes

Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas.
Howard: What a sick use of science.
Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.
Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.
Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles.
Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

Raj: Well, to paraphrase Shakespeare: It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Penny: Oh... you poor baby.
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.
Raj: Hey, you totally got that right. E = MC squared.
Penny: I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen.