Jake and Vienna from The Bachelor. He's gotta gonna marry her ass. Well, so he says.

Jake Pavelka picks out an engagement ring and ABC shamelessly plugs some jeweler on The Bachelor season finale. Weak pick, Jake. Weak.

Jake studies the engagement rings ABC has purchased for him in this scene from the season finale of The Bachelor.

Jake Pavelka waits for some serious doling out of roses on The Bachelor. Dude is kind of a huge tool but whatever.

Life is tough when you're the star of The Bachelor. Those pesky cameras won't ever give you any privacy!

People really hate Vienna from The Bachelor. Like, hard. It's partly contrived by the show and partly her being pure pain.

Jake Pavelka, star of The Bachelor's 14th season, is kind of a stiff. Dude needs to lighten up a bit.

Jake Pavelka is kind of a huge tool. Just the same, he is the star of The Bachelor and that means he gets with a lot of chicks.

Jon Lovitz appears on this episode of The Bachelor. Must you really question why?

Jake and a very desperate, lonely woman are seen here as part of a photo spread for InStyle magazine. The contestants pose with their dream man on the season's second episode.

Jake and a desperate suitor are seen here as part of an InStyle magazine photo shoot. It's a scene from the season's second episode.

Who is this lucky lady getting kissed by Jake on The Bachelor? It doesn't matter, this is just courtesy of an InStyle photo spread.