Mad Friends

Mad Friends

Cartman hosts a Facebook video blog called Mad Friends, which parodies Jim Cramer's Mad Money.
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Randy Gets Cancer

Randy Gets Cancer

Randy gives himself testicular cancer in order to get medicinal marijuana. Makes sense to us.
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Butters the Author

Butters the Author

Butters takes credit for writing "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" after the boys try and pass the blame to them.
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Tiger Woods on South Park

Tiger Woods on South Park

South Park parodied the Tiger Woods sex scandal during its season fourteen premiere.
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Meet the Hankies

Meet the Hankies

We get to meet Mr. Hankey's family when he's too busy to spread the holiday cheer on South Park.
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Wacky Molestation Picture

Wacky Molestation Picture

When the kids of South Park all accuse their parents of molesting them, the town becomes run by the children.
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Fat Camp Picture

Fat Camp Picture

Cartman leaves the charge as the kids from Fat Camp run.
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Pip in Great Expectations

Pip in Great Expectations

South Park retells the classic Charles Dickens' tale of Great Expectations starring Pip.
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Timmy as Helen Keller

Timmy as Helen Keller

Timmy stars as the title character in the school's "Helen Keller! The Musical" Thanksgiving play.
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Cartman's Trapper Keeper

Cartman's Trapper Keeper

A man from the future tries to save the world from Cartman's trapper keeper before it's too late.
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Ms. Choksondik Picture

Ms. Choksondik Picture

A picture of the boys' new fourth grade teacher, Ms. Choksondik.
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Cartman the Preacher

Cartman the Preacher

Cartman and the boys create their own religion and Cartman becomes a bit of a preacher.
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South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits