When Butters plays Texans vs Mexicans with Cartman, you have to figure he'll end up in jail on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans."
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Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
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When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.
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Randy rocks out on stage after listening to some of Stan's music in this scene from "You're Getting Old."
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It's Stan's 10th birthday on the upcoming episode of South Park, "You're Getting Old." Turn 10 changes Stan forever...
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Butters is diagnoses with multiple personality disorder on the next South Park. In this scene, he's apparently cracking a safe.
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Cartman and Butters go to visit a crackhead. What? You can't have crack babies for a Crack Baby Athletic Association without them.
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A picture of Cartman from the upcoming South Park episode, "T.M.I.," in which Eric gets in trouble.
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South Park Quotes

No no no, I'm telling you guys, music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls, wearing skintight clothes, singing about their vajayjay. Used to be chicks talking about relationships, now it's all my vajayjay this, my vajayjay that. But clearly that's what sells.

Cartman

Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't.
Mr. Hankey: (Cough)
Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle.
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: Come closer
Kyle: What is it?
Mr. Hankey: Closer
Kyle: Yes?
Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo