Cartman installs a new home security system on South Park. "Insecurity" is the tenth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Kyle tries to show Cartman his future at the local Walmart on South Park. "Raising the Bar" is the ninth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Randy starts a radical new football trend on South Park. "Sarcastaball" is the eighth episode of the show's 16th season.
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The new girl finds out which of the boys has their eye on her on South Park. "Cartman Finds Love" is the 7th episode of the show's 16th season.
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The boys go ziplining on their Spring break trip to the Rockies on South Park. "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining" is the 6th episode of the 16th season.
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Stan produces a dance video about bullying in this episode of South Park. "Butterballs" is the 5th episode of the 16th season of the series.
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Cartman uses himself as a bait in this South Park scene. It's the show's homage to Easter.
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Questions about evolution and all of mankind are posed on the South Park episode "Faith Hilling."
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South Park Quotes

Stan: Hey Cartman, how come the birthday invitation you gave me says "Green Megaman."
Kyle: Yeah, mine says "Red Megaman."
Cartman: Right, that's what your supposed to get me for my birthday.
Stan: DUDE!?!?! You're not supposed to tell people what to give you for your birthday!
Kyle: Yeah, that's weak.
Cartman: Look it's very simple guys. "Green Megaman" goes with "Red Megaman" and "Yellow Megaman" to make the "Ultra Mega Megaman." You have to have all 3 or it doesn't work, see?
Stan: Up yours Cartman, I'll get you whatever the hell I want.
Cartman: Ohh!!! so maybe you don't want to have any of my moms Cake, Pie, and Ice cream then.
Stan: Oh "Gre..Green Megaman" it is.
Cartman: Now as you can see Kenny, you are to get me "Yellow Megaman," that's because the "Yellow Megaman" is the cheapest one and I know how poor your family is.
(Damien walks to table)
Stan: Hey!?!?! what do you think you're doing new kid?
Cartman: Yeah, you can't sit with us weirdo.
Damien: Infidel's!!!! I will turn you all into "Beasts of Burden"!
Kyle: You can't sit with us new kid, go find another table!
(Damien goes and sits with Pip)
Cartman: (sighs) Anyway Kenny, "Yellow Megaman" is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments in a year, or two.
(Stan, Kyle, and Cartman laugh. Kenny punches Cartman)
Cartman: AYYY!!!!

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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