Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
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Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.
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The boys try and make up a news story about "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" to get back at Jimbo and Ned for lying.
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The school nurse has a very rare disease in which she has a conjoined fetus attached to her head. Hence a silly named episode.
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The boys help Ike escape when they think a circumcision means the end of Ike's penis.
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Respect my Authority! Cartman takes over patrolling the streets when Officer Barbrady resigns.
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We resume back to find out who Cartman's father is only for Mephisto to be shot!
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It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save both Terrance's little daughter and their country, Canada.
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South Park Quotes

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?
Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.