Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
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Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.
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The boys try and make up a news story about "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" to get back at Jimbo and Ned for lying.
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The school nurse has a very rare disease in which she has a conjoined fetus attached to her head. Hence a silly named episode.
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The boys help Ike escape when they think a circumcision means the end of Ike's penis.
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Respect my Authority! Cartman takes over patrolling the streets when Officer Barbrady resigns.
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We resume back to find out who Cartman's father is only for Mephisto to be shot!
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It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save both Terrance's little daughter and their country, Canada.
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South Park Quotes

Cartman: I'll make you eat your parents.
Ms. Choksondik: What did you say?
Cartman: Nothing

Somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom would have sex with just about anything!

Stephen Stotch