George thinks his girlfriend is perfect... other than her nose in the Seinfeld episode, "The Nose Job."
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Kramer helps George try a new Chinese cure for baldness in "The Tape."
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Jerry tries to give advice to an unsuccessful restaurant owner in "The Cafe."
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Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
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A picture of young Jerry and George from a 1970s flashback in the Seinfeld episode, "The Library."
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Jerry agrees to take care of the dog of a fellow passenger when he ends up ill in "The Dog."
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Jerry compliments Jack's astronaut pen that can write upside down and it becomes a scandal in "The Pen."
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Elaine is less than pleased with the noises when Kramer dates her roommate in "The Truth."
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Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George